everyonesfavoritepolicedog replied to your post: LET ME JUST SAY THAT THE WAY YOU USE ‘SWAG’ TO…

((GREEEEEEEEEY YOU’RE BACK I LOVE YOUUUUUUU))

((HELLO, MY FAVORITE POLICE DOG, HOW I’VE MISSED YOU.

yeah thought I’d.. drop in… here))

LET ME JUST SAY THAT THE WAY YOU USE ‘SWAG’ TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF MAKES THE BILE BUBBLE UP IN MY THROAT AND I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

firstclassprosecutor:

SIR I AM QUITE SURE YOU ARE SHOUTING AND IT IS MAKING ME SCARED.

STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY, I CAN TELL WHETHER I AM SHOUTING OR NOT.

firstclassprosecutor:

NO SIR, I HEAR PERFECTLY FINE. CAN YOU PLEASE CEASE YOU’RE SHOUTING?! IT’S QUITE STUPID AND POINTLESS!

SHOUTING. I AM NOT SHOUTING, THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE. 

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS SHOUTING.

firstclassprosecutor:

Pardon?

I SAID SIT DOWN AND BE GRACED BY MY PRESENCE.

DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID?

firstclassprosecutor:

A doctor, huh?

May you be graced by the presence of the awesome me!

…

HOW ABOUT YOU SIT DOWN AND BE GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF ME INSTEAD.

richwellington replied to your post: richwellington replied to your post: ((well hey I…

((sounds like a hospital with a brothel next to it. man, that sounds like fun.))

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I could dig it))

 icequeendiva replied to your post: richwellington replied to your post: ((well hey I…

((I chocked a little. GREY & GAY. this is beautiful beyond words))

richwellington replied to your post: ((well hey I just dropped into your ask to say YOU’RE THE BEST ASDSJFGD I JUST SPAT WATER EVERYWHERE ok bye))

((SADJKSANDFS WE SHOULD TEAM UP))

((OH

YES

GREY & GAY

it’s beautiful.))

gavelofjustice:

I… I’m sorry, Dr. Grey.

THAT’S MORE LIKE IT.

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